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Toledo As Fuck Men's Joggers

$51.50 - $54.00
Make your workouts more comfortable with these cotton blend joggers. They're soft on the outside, and even softer on the inside, so use them for a jog, or simply for lounging on the couch to binge your favorite show.

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Cuffed legs
• Practical pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
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Toledo As Fuck Men's Athletic Long Shorts

$37.50 - $40.00
Sports outfits can be a lot of hassle, but with these long shorts there's no need for that. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
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Toledo As Fuck Backpack

$50.00
This medium size backpack is just what you need for daily use or sports activities! The pockets (including one for your laptop) give plenty of room for all your necessities, while the water-resistant material will protect them from the weather.

• Made from 100% polyester
• Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate pocket for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders, and there are zipper pullers attached to each slider
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
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Toledo As Fuck Liquid Glitter Phone Case

$20.00
This case is what your phone's been missing! Get yourself a liquid star glitter-filled case with a trendy print that'll protect your phone and look good in the process.

• 100% thermoplastic polyurethane
• Shockproof back case cover
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
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Toledo As Fuck Samsung Case

$20.00
This sleek Samsung case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• See-through sides
• Wireless charging compatible
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Toledo As Fuck Cuffed Beanie

$25.00
A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe.

100% Turbo Acrylic
12" in length
Hypoallergenic 
Unisex style
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I like my men... Coffee Cup

$15.99
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Toledo AF Tee

$27.50 - $34.50
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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Never a diva, but occasionally a real dick Tee

$24.00 - $31.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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Hot mess, Spicy Disaster Tee

$24.00 - $31.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning, so fuck you! Tee

$27.50 - $34.50
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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What, from the bottom of my heart, The Fuck? Tee

$23.00 - $29.50
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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Risky Merch was created because we believe you should do what you want, and wear what you want. We encourage and embrace the raunchy, edgy, and risky behavior. Such craziness and chaos is hard to express using conventional printing services because they just don’t enjoy our language. They don’t want their names attached to such fuckery, but we think it’s fun! We know there are fellow fuckos out there that wanted Risky themed products but can’t find a printer to do it. Well look out because zero fucks are given over here! Life is too short to be so uptight!

​Have fun and keep being risky!